Bat House

with apologies to John Landis and Harold Ramis

Inspired by the Bad Cat, a quick pandemic re-write….

Biden: COVID's over, man. Omicron is just a cold

Fauci: What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when we double-masked? Hell no!...

It ain't over now, 'cause when the virus gets mild, the variants keep growin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!...

What the f--k happened to the Covidians I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest pandemic of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, Fauci, they might discover we lied to them.' (shouting) Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Rand Paul, he's a dead man! Bhattachara, dead! Desantis...

Wallensky: Dead! Fauci's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta keep jabbing these bastards. Now, we could attempt this through the usual legislative process. That could take months and allow freedom and autonomy to millions. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Vaccine mandates...LET'S DO IT!